Memoirs of a Pretty Average White Guy

Living the mediocre dream since 1990.

BACK TO CIVILIZATION

I spent nine hours in the back of a rented Ford Explorer driving across Ontario, Canada with my parents today. My clothes all have that weird rental car smell and my parents are driving me insane, BUT I made it to the promised land of Montreal! Everything is written in French, the people are all dressed like pretentious European models (there is actually a photo shoot involving wedding dresses and colorful umbrellas in the park across the street), and the ship I’m going to embark in a few days is just a few blocks away. I’m STOKED to start meeting people/get this epic trip under way, but I have to say I am gonna miss my family and the Georgian Bay. I had a perfect week and a half sailing/swimming/paddling/boating/eating/reading/getting sun burnt as hell/hanging out in one of my favorite places in the world….

What I got to wake up to every morning…..

….The view I got to see from a float plane…unreal….

….The whitest family ever (complete with poodle) that I got to hang out with…..

OK ENOUGH NOSTALGIA. I’m gonna go explore Montreal. PEACE.